I think twerking kinda damaged the white stripper game heavily.
Like no one wants to see a country rose bitch twirl up and down the pole this is not Sin City and you ain’t Nancy Callahan.
Nawl, niggas these days want to see pure butt cheeks in their face and whatnot and these white hoes just ain’t built for that type of demand.
The advent of twerking was like their 9/11.
This has to be one of the most insightful posts I have ever read.
nigga you must of forgot that some white men dont wona see that “nigger dancing”
You must not be human to not like a big ol jigglin booty in your face.
I remember my first lapdance was from an asian chick.
Weirdest night ever.
I do not know how to describe what I felt, but I think the best analogy is to imagine yourself spackling to sections of sheetrock. Yeah, that’s it.
Poor thing committed suicide 2 years later.
She asked her friend to pull over and stop on the side of the highway.
She got out of the passenger seat and walked across the highway in a daze. She got run over by a tractor trailer. Poor driver. He must be scarred for life.
The first lapdance I got from a stripper was down in South Carolina…or was in north? Wherever Cafe Risque is. That place was very unique. It had free showers for truckers and a mini adult film store. I was there with my fraternity on the way to a conference.
She was not great at all.
She was gorgeous though. Buxom white chick with tig ol bitties and a fresh sign of liposuction at the bottom of her belly. It looked like a crinkled paper bag.
At the end I said, “Man, if this is what a lapdance is, then I’m good.”
So a year later, me and the brothers hold a meeting at a Portuguese strip club. One of our undergrad brothers was the manager of the club.
Damn. Let me tell you something. THAT was wild.
No hablas ingles porque es no problema.
I was just making a joke but holy shit.
And I was telling a story lol.
“Civil discourses over ignant shit
