January 2012
347 posts
December 2011
178 posts
This guy just smacked your girlfriend's ass
thelasturinebender:
blackdennisreynolds:
l7one:
beatmesa:
umirinbrah:
What do you do?
son…
ask her what she’s going to do about it
buy some methamphetamine and buck up
/use run
As it is super effective.
Do or die.
Go for his knees, work his ribs, and believe it or not his biceps.
Fuck running.
People are afraid of getting their asses beat.
Above all his knees....
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Will we soon be able to fire laser beam from our... →
Yes science. Yes.
Removing clothing wrinkles with a spray bottle →
2012 should be an awesome year for me
New job.
Linux administrator course.
Accepted into a masters program and my job is giving me tuition assistance.
Sundays will be devoted too my question of truth in this world.
Registering my little brother for the boy Scouts and karate.
Finally will have some time to read.
Studying for my net+ certification.
Learning how to swim… Aquanegro is coming for you!
Will finally...
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Remember Vida Guerra?
Man, she is slammin.
Whatever happened to her?
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Jason Statham's Lines in The Italian Job
Director: Action!
Mark Wahlberg: Ok Lyle, let's see if we can get Handsome Rob all green lights.
Jason Statham: Charlie.
Seth Green: Ok, I'll what we can do.
JS: Charlie.
Mos Def: What about explosives in the streets?
JS: Charlie...Charlie, Charlie?
MW: Right, let's see if we can get some supplies from Skinny Pete.
JS: Charlie? Charlie! Charlie charlie...charlie?..charlie.
Charlize Theron: Fuck is wrong with you?
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*insert wit here*: Salma Hayek the Eternal →
evangelworldorder:
When I was born, Salma Hayek looked like this:
I turned 6, she looked like this:
I turned 14, she looked like this:
I turned 18, she looked like this:
Okay…a tad different.
But I turned 19 and she looked like this:
I’m going to die an old man and Salma Hayek is gonna look…
“Are you a highlander?”
Goodnight folks.
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Bring back the Kung Fu channel
Why did that go away?
New movies each day. Those were my “Saturday morning cartoons.”
I watched 20 Jackie Chan movies in 4 months.
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Jackie Chan's Gorgeous
Go watch the last fight scene.
Amazing.
You can skip the rest of the movie.
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Why Tumblr?
How come they won’t answer my question :/
How come you cannot answer questions privately on your phone.
How come I have to go to a blogger’s site to retrieve a post that I want to reblog?
How come I can reply to asks, but I cannot ask others myself?
What sense does that make?
Why even have the option to do so?
Why make it half-assed, why not remove it altogether or fix it?
Where morals come to die: Adult Swim sucks. →
ferretmochalatte:
It is a prime example of how the US market buys into things that they are familiar with instead of venturing into new mediums.
It is a graveyard for prime time cartoons and their respective reruns.
Don’t believe me?
They post their Nielsen ratings at least twice a night….
They have one, but they cannot compete with sites like Naruto wire and crunchy roll.
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Adult Swim sucks.
It is a prime example of how the US market buys into things that they are familiar with instead of venturing into new mediums.
It is a graveyard for prime time cartoons and their respective reruns.
Don’t believe me?
They post their Nielsen ratings at least twice a night. It highlights the fact that people only care about Family Guy and Futurama reruns (which people complain about) as...
crapcom:
Adult Swim needs to branch away from Cartoon Network and start their own network.
A lot of the shows on Adult Swim sucks. They overextend the stay of their anime. They take a good deal of their cartoons from national television network’s primetime slots. Squidbillies sucks. Tim and Eric sucks. That cop show with the car sucks. Moral Orel is awesome, but no one watches it. ...
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Black people camera faces
Either we look angry or the black hipsters look depressed.
This is a scientific theory.
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beatmesa:
iammarsz:
Cartoon Network has always been better than Nickelodeon.
Then, now, and forever.
Remember CN Real? I do.
Remember Toonami?
I do.
Remember the Alamo? I do.
Anonymous hacks and donates →
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blech!
So I was heading to the gym this morning before work to do some cardio and I grabbed my water bottle.
I shook it and I heard the water crashing around in it.
“Good!” I said to myself. “Let’s Go!”
I grab the bottle and head to the gym and jump on the elliptical ready to do 45 minutes at a 150 bpm pace with random resistance.
15 minutes in, I am sweating hard and I...
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All I want in life
Is for me and my family to be debt free.
I would rather live out my days in the most humble of environments.
Yes, I do understand that with business ventures, hounding will be inevitable, but what matters is the balance at the end of the day.
All I want is to be able to close that casket door at the end of my days with a reassurance that my life account is as empty as it was when I was borne...
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Guaranteed way to save at least $200 in 2012!
Do not see any Hollywood movie in theaters next year.
Specifically, any remakes, sequels, or continuations of series…except for The Hobbit.
The Avengers looks average, at most it will be equal to Iron Man 2 in Marvel’s standards, but it will perform like Iron Man 1’s box office. What I mean is that it will be nothing new. Better yet, go watch the montages that people make on...
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Odom looks tight as hell.
No daps for his teammates or his opponents, not even daps on the sideline.
I feel bad for him.
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Extreme Fanboyism - The Mark of 2011
I decided to look for ASAP rocky’s mixtape. I heard so much about him so I decided to give him a try.
Datpiff.com, where I usually get free mixtapes, was requesting for me to create an account with them or to register my phone number with them so that they can send me an invitation code for 10 free downloads.
I do not recall if I ever made an account with them, and I was too lazy to find...
being proud of something you are, have,...
nignoramus:
“society always praises skinny women, fat women should be proud of their bodies and do so with visual aids”
that aint pride in your appearance, thats insecurity because of a globalized generalization.
if anything, your false sense of pride is resting on the crutches of an end result in whether your image is accepted by the same society that prasies skinny women. nothing wrong with...
Krillin is like those tough bosses in final fantasy that always throws out that last attack that kills the entire party.
The twist is that Krillin has ReRaise.
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Yoooooooooooo...
So my sister comes home from a dinner with her friends and she tells me that she sees one of her friend’s boyfriend cheating on her.
The girl is in South Carolina and her man borrowed her car.
The dude lives 30 minutes away from my town and he gets caught at my local applebees of all places.
I can imagine his reaction when he saw my sister. It’s funnier that they were sitting in...
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That dude that was supposedly killed over a pair...
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squirtelle:
Don’t be surprised when those “No Coloreds Allowed” signs start popping up in stores again.
The fact that people are out there with bats, knives, and guns waiting to rob people for a pair of shoes…a pair of shoes man.
Although I blame the people as a whole for what happened, I blame the overall sneakerhead community and more so the distributors themselves.
You have a...
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Where can I get the Illinoize mixtape?
I want need it.
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So with my days off
I have been spending my time watching all sorts of specials about the universe and astronomy: Into the Universe with Stephen Hawking and The Universe with Michio Kaku so far.
It has me hooked.
They are explaining the big bang, what happened before the big bang, speculations as to what lies within a black hole, the concept of understanding nothing, the phenomena of gravity, the formation of the...
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Here I am thinking that what people mean by the release of Concords is a new Flight of the Concords album…
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